Текст песни Tenacious D — Spiderman
ALRIGHTY
THIS IS A SONG
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER CAN
IS HE STRONG
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW
IS HE STRONG?
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
CAN HE SWING
FROM A THREAD
TAKE LOOK
OVER HEAD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW
DAVID DARK
COMING AT EM
HES GOT FUCKING
ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP MOVES
HERE COMES SPIDEY
HES NOT FUCKING REALLY SPIDEY
HIS MOVES DIDN'T WORK
BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING SPIDEY
SPIDERMAN
DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT
HE LOOKS LIKE
CHEAP ASS
SPIDEY
WEARING THE NIKE SHOES
I CAN SEE THE FUCKING BVDS
OUTLINE
OH FUCK
STAY TOTALLY STILL
STAY TOTALLY STILL
ITS FUCKING SASSAFRASSQUATCH
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HIM FOR TEN YEARS
AND NOWS MY CHANCE TO CAPTURE HIM
IM NOT MOVING
OH FUCK
HES USING THE WEB
HES USING THE WEB
USING THE SPIDEY
HES FREEZING THE AUDIENCE
HES USING THE FUCKING SPIDEY
THWA
IT DIDNT HOLD HIM
IT FUCKING HOLDS ALMOST EVERYBODY
BUT IT DIDNT WORK ON SASS
HE FUCKING USED A MATRIX MOVE
HE FUCKING USED A MATRIX MOVE
DOUCHE
HA
WHAT A FUCKING FOOL
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN
SOMEBODY HELP US
HES GOT THE TRANQUILIZER GUN
DAVID DARKS GOT THE TRANQUIL GUN
HE SHOT HIM IN THE ASS WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN
BUT IT DIDNT
WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS COCK OUT
THAT'S NOT RIGHT
HERE COMES SASSAFRASS
HES FUCKING REALLY PISSED OFF
NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TONIGHT
ITS LOOKING LIKE A FIGHT
NO
YOU SHOULDVE FUCKING KNOWN
NOT TO PULL OUT YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF SASS
HELL RIP THAT SHIT RIGHT OFF
NOW YOURE FUCKING BUMMED
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NO
NO
NO
DON'T MAKE HIM SUCK YOUR CHODE
AH JESUS
HES SUCKING ON HIS FUCKING CHODE
HES GOING SHOOT A FUCKING LOAD
IF I KNOW SASSAFRASS
HES GOING TO SHOOT A LOAD
AHH
THAT'S NON DAIRY CREAMER
WHAT THE FUCK
THAT'S BAD NEWS BEARS
THAT'S A LOT OF CUM
THATS WAY TOO MUCH SASS CUM
SASSAFRASS
HE HASN'T FUCKING DONE ENOUGH
HES DRAGGING HIM BY THE FOOT
HES GETTING HIM IN POSITION
I DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR
BUT I THINK ITS FINGER LICKING
THE ULTIMATE
AH NO
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP
HES FLINGING SHIT
AND HES TAKING A DUMP
AH JESUS
WAIT A SECOND
HES GOT HIM TRICKED
THE OLD STICK FOR THE FUCKING SASSAFRASS TRICK
WORKS EVERY TIME
SEE IF YOU CAN
KEEP HIM ALIVE
THAT RIPS
LIFE IS A GREAT BIG HANG UP
WHEN EVER THERES A BANG UP
YOULL SEE SASSAFRASS AND SPIDERMAN
TAKING A SHIT ON DAVID DARK