Текст песни Tenacious D — Flutes and Trombones
JB: Kage?
KG: Wha … Hey … wha … whats happenin?
JB: What are you doin here?
KG: Oh I … uh … just … uh … I think i forgot somethin …. Just you know…
JB: Wait a second. It's like 2am, In the middle of the night
KG: Yeah
JB: And your here in the recording studio alone?
KG: So?
JB: So what up?
KG: It's …
JB: Explain yourself
KG: I just had to … you know … come back and … uh … ah …
JB: What are you … What's that behind your back?
KG: It's just a …
JB: Is that a Flute? … Dude are you comin in here at night with a fuckin Flute and layin down Flute tracks? … YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKIN STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!
KG: What's behind your back?
JB: What do you mean?
KG: What's behind your back?
JB: uhhh ….
KG: What are you doin out here anyway?
JB: What do you mean 'What am I doin here?', What are you doin here?
KG: Well, what are you doin here? Your on my shit about bein here, what are you doin here? What do YOU have behind your … ? That's a Trombone!!
JB: So what … I was gonna … lay down …… FUCK YOU!!! I'LL FIGHT YOU!!!
KG: Ahhh!!
(Fight)