Текст песни Kanye West — Workout Plan (part 2)
you just popped in the kanye west get right for the summer workout tape and ladies if u follow these instructions exactly u might be able to pull u a rapper a nba player man at least it’ll do is a car so
first of all we gonna work on the stomach nobody wants a little tight ass
1 an 2 an 3 an 4 an get them sit ups right an
tuck yo tummy tight and do your crunches like this
give head stop breath get up check ya weave
don’t drop the blunt and disrespect the week
pick up your son don’t disrepect your seed
it’s a party tonight and ohh she so excited
tell me who’s invited
you, your friends and my dick
what scary to me
henny make girls look like halle berry to me
so excuse me miss i forgot your name
thank you, god bless you, good night
[chorus]
it’s been a week without me
and she feel weak without me
she wanna talk it out but
ain’t nothin’ to talk les
she talkin’ bout freakin’ out
then maybe we could work it out
work it out
work it out
work it out
work it out now
maybe we could work it out
oh girl your silhouette
make me wanna light a ciggarette
my name kanye from the jigga set
twista said get it wet
oh girl your breath is harsh
cover your mouth up like you got sars
off them tracks yea i bought them cars
still killin’ a * on 16 bars
We ain’t sweatin’ to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl you can
so you can brag to all your homies yeah
But I still mess with a big girl
whether you ain’t fit girl I’ll still hit girl
1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz
Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8
All the mocha lattes you gotta do palates
You gotta pop this tape in ’fore you start back dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas
[Chorus]
[Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background]
Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to
Kanye’s workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player
and like now I shop every day on Rodao drive
I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!
My name is Asandra, and I just want to say
that ever since listenin’ to Kanye’s workout tape
I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13’s put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun
And what’s most importantly is that I ain’t gotta fuck Re Re’s
broke ass no more
My name is Alamae from Moville, Alabama and I just want to say since listenin’ to Kanye’s workout tape
I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide And I row the plain, row the plain, row the plain
Girls: Thanks to Kanye’s workout plan
I’m the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man
And I don’t gotta work at the mall again
My favorite work out plan [oh! oh! oh!]
I wanna see you work out
That’s right put in work, move your ass, go berserk
Get your salad, no dessert
Get that man that you deserve
It’s Kanye’s workout plan
I said it’s Kanye’s workout plan [Ladies and gentlemen]
It’s Kanye’s workout plan [Allow myself to introduce myself]
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan [This time around I want y’all to clap like this]
That’s right put in work
Move your ass, go berserk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve [Stop!]
It’s Kanye’s workout plan [Ok bring]
I said it’s Kanye’s workout plan [I know y’all ain’t tired]
It’s Kanye’s workout plan [But I hope not,’cuz on this one I need ya]
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan [to give me a soul clap ok? double time]
That’s right put in work [Woo!]
Move your ass, go berserk [Ow!]
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve
That’s right put in work [Put in work]
Move your ass, go beserk [Go beserk]
Eat your salad, no dessert [No dessert]
Get that man you deserve [You hear, uh]
That’s right put in work [That’s right put in work]
Move your ass, go beserk[Go beserk]
Eat your salad, no dessert [Eat your salad, no dessert]
Get that man you deserve [Woo!]
[Okay, okay, okay, that’s, that’d be good] *Applause and cheering*
[I appreciate your time]
I want to see you work out for me
Woah
yeah
good good