Текст песни Gym Class Heroes — Wejustfreestylin' Pt. 2
[Intro conversation to open]
If he were recording
If he were recording right now
Then he would be getting all this at the start
My track - yo we should have a freestyle on this
Freestyle? Hit em off with somethin
Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse
Quit picking your nose, and come off
Quit picking your nose? Fuck you
[Freestyle]
Traded in my, hollow words for jelly-filled verbs
And five pound pronouns and predicates
This is Schleps etiquette for sloppy fable manners get your napkins
Matty Duke kick the beat, and Im rappin
Top of the line, top of the world, top of the mornin to ya top dawg
Thats a top notch tie you got, tie it in a knot
til your eyeballs pop out
So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like
And if I had to pick and choose
Id be the indecisive dick in the votin booth
Laughin at my options, like
Stop the press, inform the media
Schlep Rock is leavin ya, walkin with prosthetic concoctions
I thought I told you, you just a toadstool
Im Mario with firepower, stickin dick to the Princess
Its just senseless, like that David and Goliath drama
Minus the slingin stones, youre basically defenseless
Anyway you wanted Schlep Rocks cock obnoxious
It feels like a MIDGET is chillin in my boxers
[Outro]
Whaaaat, what? (Im sorry)